get out your radishes...

... and shake them at the sky.

I don't know who writes the severe weather alerts for this region, but, man, they're great:

"There is very little chance that this storm will miss the region. With that in mind... all who have commerce or personal endeavors to accomplish Thursday... should prepare for major delays and or make plans to accomplish those goals on another day."

Repeat after me:
"As God is my witness, they’re not going to lick me! I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again! No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!"

Why?

"Because tomorrow is another day."