is there a special muzak cd for gynecologist offices?

Because while I was in the waiting room, I heard sweeping piano renditions of the following:
Wind Beneath My Wings
Everything I Do (I Do It for You)
Unchained Melody
Can You Read My Mind? (Love Theme from Superman)
That song from The Piano

Apparently, yes. It's available on Amazon. For $14.99 you can now recreate the chick-friendly waiting room experience in your own home. Just add magazines. And framed watercolors.

Of course, this doesn't hold a candle to the best Muzak cd of all time: instrumental Elton John songs interspersed with whale noises. I heard that one in the Hanscomb Airport back in December 1999 or 2000. Totally awesome. I still haven't been able to find the cd to back up my claim. You haven't lived until you've been in a fishbowl of a waiting area with 100 other people waiting for a delayed flight and listening to humpback songs over an orchestral "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" coming through the tinny sound system overhead. It was an experience. A completely surreal experience, but an experience nonetheless.