the numbers

So, my boss gave notice on Thursday. Which was not a surprise. Of course, it's not be particularly fun either. To help lighten my mood, I've decided to look at the situation statistically.

Here are the numbers...
years he's been here: 10
weeks notice: 4
months he was looking for another job: at least 16
jobs he's interviewed for: 3
months I've known about this one: 6
days I've officially known: 6
days it's been public information: 4
paid staff this leaves in my department: 3
times he's brought up free parking at the new job: 5
times he's made the joke about his toughest decision now being choosing between the free Blackberry or Treo provided by the new employer: 5
times I've laughed at this: 0
times I've given him the laser stare of death: (I lost track)
times he's brought up salary: 3
percent increase: 52
coworkers who have asked how I'm doing: 2
board members who have asked: 0
parties I intend to plan: 0