"clear the air, not the room"

Finally, the product we've all been waiting for.

"GasBGon seat cushions apply cutting edge carbon filter technology to absorb the sound and odor that accompany flatulence. The unique cushioning property combines to form a dual filter technology to muffle the sound and the smell."

Be sure to read their FAQ section for gems like, "Q: How often do I have to replace my carbon filter? A: This is dependent on the challenges imposed on the cushion."

Oh, and be sure you're sure before you order: "Based on the sanitary nature of the product, opened packages cannot be returned."