Monday, January 30, 2006

name those footsteps

"Yeah, uh, mom? I have to go. I just heard something running around upstairs."

(hangs up phone, calls downstairs)

"Pat? I don't think that was the neighbor running up and down the stairs this morning at 5am. Come up here and listen to this."

(thump, thump, thump)

Uh-oh. Sound like someone's violating the no-furry-pets policy.

We've contacted the authorities.

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