run for the bor-HIC-der

Last night's discovery: Taco Bell cures hiccups.

I had the hiccups for an hour last night, and tried everything to get rid of them. I drank cold water with my nose plugged; I ate peanut butter; I breathed into a paper bag; I held my breath; I tried to startle myself. Nothing was working and they were just getting ridiculous (and painful). I was hic-ing every 5-10 seconds. Loudly.

Then Pat brought KFC/Taco Bell home for dinner. Two bites and the hiccups were gone. Sure it may cause undesirable side effects, but after hiccup #500, it's worth the risk.

Got the hiccups? Take two crunchy tacos and call me in the morning.